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as i try to figure out how to reverse engineer wwe 2k18, i wonder if i have lost touch

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let he who is without regressions toot the first hot take

Ran across a dude today with his family out on the median, playing an accordion and a sign that said they were out on their luck. Talked to him for a second and he told me his work permit ran out and he was doing whatever he could to make some cash. Only in retrospect did I realize how brave / crazy this guy was given the current ICE horseshit.

Not near the border but terrified for this guy and his family. They ended up leaving safely for the day, I wish I had the presence of mind to get his #

define Business Intelligence: queries that you would not ever, ever, ever let near production

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@thegibson good to know nerds will approve of megacorps growing increasingly larger if it means OMG SPIDERMAN CAN MEET WOLVERINE

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Apparently UINavigationController was too simple, glad to see the React Native community has found a way to make loading view controls ridiculously complex.

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*extremely black metal voice*

CASTING TO VOOOOOOOOID
CULLING THE CHILDREN
GARBAGE COLLECTION
OBJECT DESTRUCTION

coworker: Java again?

me: Java echoes the screams of the damned on over three billion devices

There is an indy men’s only java dev meetup and I wonder what the hell caused them to do this. Also limited to 4 members? Blefhhhh

weeks ago i was reasonably certain that we could all agree bot meant "automated account", but here we are

My mom accidentally coined the phrase fibronacci sequence and now I’m surprised the internet peanut gallery hasn’t already hyper memed this

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