let he who is without regressions toot the first hot take
Ran across a dude today with his family out on the median, playing an accordion and a sign that said they were out on their luck. Talked to him for a second and he told me his work permit ran out and he was doing whatever he could to make some cash. Only in retrospect did I realize how brave / crazy this guy was given the current ICE horseshit.
Not near the border but terrified for this guy and his family. They ended up leaving safely for the day, I wish I had the presence of mind to get his #
define Business Intelligence: queries that you would not ever, ever, ever let near production
@thegibson good to know nerds will approve of megacorps growing increasingly larger if it means OMG SPIDERMAN CAN MEET WOLVERINE
Apparently UINavigationController was too simple, glad to see the React Native community has found a way to make loading view controls ridiculously complex.
It’s the dark souls of mayonnaise
CASTING TO VOOOOOOOOID
CULLING THE CHILDREN
GARBAGE COLLECTION
OBJECT DESTRUCTION
coworker: Java again?
me: Java echoes the screams of the damned on over three billion devices
There is an indy men’s only java dev meetup and I wonder what the hell caused them to do this. Also limited to 4 members? Blefhhhh
weeks ago i was reasonably certain that we could all agree bot meant "automated account", but here we are
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17175347 sometimes you should read the comments
My mom accidentally coined the phrase fibronacci sequence and now I’m surprised the internet peanut gallery hasn’t already hyper memed this
Save “The Expanse” from cancellation
https://savetheexpanse.org/
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This constitutional amendment contains bug fixes and performance improvements
friends don't let friends use custom database vendors, lookin at you realm.io
An excellent quote I’ve seen: rust is a dsl for LLVM
